last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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