Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Randomize
