is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
These tits shall not be calmed
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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