Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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