i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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