I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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