The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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