the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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