You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize
