what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
