We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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