I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
