Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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