She's JV to your varsity
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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