I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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