drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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