just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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