alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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