Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Randomize
