i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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