Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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