there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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