My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
