i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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