Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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