and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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