Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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