Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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