So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I had to cum in my sink.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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