Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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