Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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