every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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