we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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