Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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