Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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