Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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