What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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