I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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