he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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