just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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