i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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