Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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