I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it was like eating out sand paper
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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