You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Randomize
