Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Just cropdusted the office
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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