Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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