He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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