We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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