Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
its liver damage thursday
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