we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
True college students do jello shots in the library
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