Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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