whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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