i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
this will be a night to untag.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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