I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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