it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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